mahahaahahhaha

the greatest fan of your life. . .

Friday, April 30, 2004

photos uploaded. amandatanniayip day.

___yipster.

yesterday and today's orientation was shit.seriously SHIT.it was suppose to b held at zouk.yes zouk.but it was cancelled last min.fuck shit.so they juz come up wiv some last min stupid games.the only person i talk to in class in this funny fucker frm st pats..but he's nt in my class when sch starts.bah.muz start making friends again.

after tt i went to watch 50 first dates.so niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

i really really wanna get this puma shoes...black n gold.damn nice !!!!!!

tmr clubbg?shld i go or shld i nt??




THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY

nick has min
yip has tiffy
sab has candice
huiyi has trev

THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE
dee has sohail
ck has alfie
i have tim

THE LONELY SOUL
sam has no one.


mahahhahahahhahahahahhahha.bored la fuck.




michelle.

Thursday, April 29, 2004

as you all know, my comp is right outside my mother's room. and she is in the shower now. and i swear she is talking to someone. but no one is in there with her. wierd ass momma.

today went over to sab's for a lil while just to see america's next top model. oh my god elyse wanna how hott ah. i cannot tahan please. i like all 3 of them! then left the four students (nick min tiffy sab) to go home and clean the toilet. and man did i do some hard core scrubbing. i was dead beat after that.

yesterday. finally met up with the 2 gundus amanda and tannia. they are one helluva couple. drained me out. i had no trouble falling aslp last night. tannia and i fell aslp while amanda watched passion of christ. tannia fell aslp because, she was tired i guess. well as for me, i fell aslp because. it was bout my 8th time watching it. it was fun with you guys anyway!

so 2mor, my mum has let me off! my grounding is over. woohoo. but i gotta do the floor and scrub her bathroom as well. bah. fuck right. advantage taker!

___yipster.

this is fucking bull shit i swear.

___yipster.

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

hard rock last night was great. a bit of difficulties getting sam in but in the end she didnt want to go in. kumar's just a fucking funny racist. but racist jokes are the funniest dont you think?

you must be thinking, i thought you're grounded. yes! i am! my mum just decided to lift the grounding for a day. and then it continues the next day. how sweet of her. come to think of it, she's reasonable. i could never step outta the house last time. so i'm homebound til this saturday. =/

and 2mor! amanda, tannia and ryna for me. more like they miss the shit outta me that's why they were so eager to meet in the first place. and very good time they picked to meet. 11am. i'll get up anyway!

new photos uplaoded. from the night at fisherman's. -fisherman's II.

___yipster.

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

i didnt knw bfs n gfs were nt suppose to tell each other stuff.

michelle khoo.


Sunday, April 25, 2004

michelle yip !!!!!

i wanted to tell u this.but ure nt online.n i think ure slpg already.so i think im juz gonna put it here

i saw ur brother's picture...wiv AARIKA.haaahaaa

go to http://www.frontallabs.com/
click on gallery at the top.at the bottom click on page 2.den click on zouk's 13th anniversary.the fourth photo on the top row is ur brother n aarika.hahahaaa.

michelle khoo.

its 4am.i cant slp.bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

ive read until page 229 only.n i muz say the da vinci code is the best book ive read so far.

did u knw tt noah of the ark is albino?
bet u didn't.so go read the bk.

tmr,actually today, is my sister's confirmation.omg...2 hrs mass.

19 days till my 3rd mth.
10 days till my birthday.
8 days till sch starts.
3 days till orientation.
1 day to the start of the wk.
2 more hrs to slpg time.


michelle khoo.



last night, fisherman's for the group. poor samm cant come out till after monday. tiffy recieved a letter from becks. no no, correction. tiffy recieved a letter from HERSELF. bloody prankster. she is becks and leona is just xiao angiez ok. fainted die.

its not fair what you said to me. its not fair to the people on my side as well. maybe i have neglected you? but still you cant say what you said. i want to care about you. but you make me feel that what i do is never enough. its all good though.

who will volunteer to do the captions for last night's photo frenzy. i will nominate tiffy, sab and nick. cos i see your faces in almost every picture!

___yipster.

Friday, April 23, 2004

khoo, very nice new title. *hmmmm. do you have stuff to fill me on? hahaha!

pretty much just slacked today. nick, kumar, khoo, sab, min and tiffy came over today. they studied in the room while we watched 'like mike'. then went over to downtown east to slack. where we bumped into carmel, derrick and yes, terence. and just 10 mins before that, i deliberately missed his call. i was like 'oh great' in my head when i saw him. then came back to my place and carmel stayed on. then it was the usual for me. watch tv, talk on the phone, stay on the comp. that's what my night life's all about.

there's this saying that distance does not matter. as long as the hearts are together. or some shit like that. i've learnt that distance does matter. someone so close to you can suddenly leave for another place and drift away from you. you can say 'no la, wont one la, still can communicate through internet'. its just bull, really. no offence but yeah. i mean face it. we are soooo far apart. physically and emotionally as well. we hardly get to talk online because, we both have different schedules. our own lives to lead. yes, i'm refering to us ricco alam. you dont even blog anymore. its so hard to keep in contact. and when we get to talk to each other, we have so much to say but so little time. so to cut everything short, i'm just trying to say i miss you. in an out-of-point way. study hard!

___yipster.

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Your: Wondering eyes. Your not quite focused and your quite the day dreamer. Your a bit odd and as many say
Your: Wondering eyes. Your not quite focused and
your quite the day dreamer. Your a bit odd and
as many say "Your head is in the
clouds."


What type of eyes do you have?
brought to you by Quizilla

haha. true?

___yipster.

everyone go vote for me n tim on 8 days !!!!

(First Dates) (contestant code) (NRIC) (Age) (Sex) (Name)

my code is contestant code is 17.

example : First Dates #17 S8744568C 17 F Michelle Khoo

sms to 73888

EVERYONE GO VOTE NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!





Michelle

i get to finally eat properly without being scared to move my tongue. so since our everyday-conferencers are at nick's, i decided to pig out in front of the tv. and then mtv's true life came on. and guess what was today's episode about. the title was 'i have an eating disorder' right across the tv screen in black and white. *hmmm. not fated to eat?! i carried on munching away on my cheezels anyway.

woke up early to drop off my stuff at tp and then waited for the blackie andrea lim. tanning with hui after that. i am... ok la, darker la. I HOPE! haha. kumar gave me a fucking good massage today. i swear it was damn shiok. then without washing up, i fell aslp on the couch for bout 3 to 4 hours leaving poor huiyi alone. but then again. i've fallen aslp on her many many times and she finds her own stuff to do in my house. haha.

so i gotta wake up early again 2mor to go catch starsky and hutch (correct spelling?) with kumsy baby. i have been waking up early can! i am tired and slpy and tired and slpy!

why is it so that the whole world seems to be tagging on tiffy's blog. new comer, annoymous. is he/she was refering to me, who the fuck is he/she to tell me that. fucking assholes just pissing the shit outta me. tiffany goh! i angry ok!

what do i gotta do to see the whole of you...

___yipster.

I AM NT TALKG OR ANSWERG ANYONE WHO CALLS ME K.H.O.O

IM SERIOUS.

ITS DAMN WEIRD.

I HATE TT NAME.

BETTA STOP IT.

U ALL CAN CALL MICHELLE YIP,YIP.

BUT U ALL CANT CALL ME MICHELLE KHOO,KHOO



MICHELLE

i like guys who smell gd.

wat kind of guys do u like?

im bored.bah.

michelle khoo.

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

so i told my mum bout my tongue piercing. the words that i expected flew outta her mouth with strong vibrations. 'you purposely defied me when i specifically told you not to....' blah and blah and blah. but its all good now. the ramnling went on for only a couple of minutes. oh and i forgot to mention, i am grounded. so fucking dumb. i am a year away to legally do half the things in the world and i am grounded. now how dumb is that.

finally i caught america's next top model. i agree with jill. addriene and elyse are so fucking hott. when they were topless in bed together... oh my god ok. i was gonna crash into the tv screen and jump into bed with them. i would kill to be in that situation please! i was in love with shannon actually. but since she dont wanna pose nude, i dont like her no more. maha.

tanning 2mor with miss goh huiyi. waking up so fucking early to drop off our poly stuff then head back to my place to tan. 2mor's tiffy's suspension, too bad she cant come over to tan with us.

ok, another joke of the day.
BECKS CLAIMS SHE IS HAMSONE. big fucking HAHA. i'd like to see for myself. hopefully i wont be too traumatised.

___yipster.

Monday, April 19, 2004

"Hi leave a msg after e beep.If u wan to send me a fax den buy me a fax machine"

run away bride.

reese feldman : "you knw a lot about golf"
huggy bear: "i knw even more abt grass"

haha.starsky and hutch.

"Come on! If u dnt drink ur fatty drinks,u'll nv really achieve quality cellulite"

sliding doors.


mahahaa.im bored.

michelle khoo.

i just watched 'the other sister.' oh my god i just love that show can! so now i know which show gen lim's olivejuice came from. a term i used to use, and hopefully will put to use again soon...

can i just say that becks is fucking irritating the shit outta me. i dont want to reply her fucking tags. but with that kinda language and stupid statements. who could resist not dissing her. oh my god times thousand.

___yipster.

If love is blind
I'll find my way with you
Cause I can't see myself
Not in love with you


sometimes i like love.but sometimes i hate love.

mahaaa.im bored.

juz nw my father was talkg to me.everytime say same thing.spend a lot of $$.wat if he gets retrench?he's nt anymore younger.blah blah blah.hear 108287364 times already.argh.

ANYWAYS,FOR ALL THOSE WHO HV NT BOUGHT 8 DAYS.GO BUY IT.IM INSIDE.

michelle khoo.

Sunday, April 18, 2004

went for mass.went to tim's hse to slp.went out for dinner wiv family.and hm.

boringgggggggggggggggggg...

when we were reversing the car into the hse.my whole family(except me) argued wiv my neighbour.it was damn retarded.i dnt understand y they like to create unnecessary trouble.this was hw the whole thing started.

my mother came dwn to open the gate(it's no longer automatic becoz its tt neighbour's son who spoilt the auto gate),and she purposely slamthe gate right into his dustbin.he was right there.so he said ' asshole'. my sister heard..she pushe his dustbin even harder and shouted ' fuckg asshole' den my father n the other sister started shoutg n shoutg.and my neighbour started shoutg too.big commotion.

all i cld tell them was..Y GO CREATE TROUBLE.i cldnt b bothered at all.sick of it.i fuckg hear them insultg each other for like 11 bloody yrs.its nt tt i dnt wanna stand up for my family n stuff but really its getting a little bit ridiculous.

l wnt be surprise if my family n my neighbour's family turns out something like tt joo chiat neighbour shit.

bloody retarded.n childish i muz stay.typical singaporeans.no mutual respect.

michelle khoo.

went for my cat class gathering. it was better than i expected. i guess its because i never spoke to them and i didnt turn up for my cat classes regularly. it was that bad that i was asked if i was sure that i was ready to get confirmed. bah. then i was off to meet tiffy for a while in semei. missed two buses then took the third one. she called me bout 5 mins after i boarded the bus to tell me tuffy died. oh well, fishes dont last very long. it was a good fish though. played soccer pretty well.

i spent bout close to 400 this week. zazaza. paid off my debts for my shoes. then i bought new specs and pierced my tongue. i am broke broke broke. see sann, you're not the only one. (with reference to your blog)

___yipster.

those who like oldold love songs

d/l this song..love of my life by sammy kershaw

michelle khoo

Saturday, April 17, 2004

its 341 am and i cant slp n im bored.no usual late nite conference becoz everyone's clubbg.bahhhh.my fuckg msn cant sign ini dnt knw y.

was lookg thru the photos album who we are,i still rmb tt stupid day.few wks before o levels.i was studyg like a fuckg dog.i didnt go out for 2 whole mths except for tuition.so on tt day after tuition,i stayed ova at tt bitch's(yip.haha) hse for fun.at first there was 5 of us.startg taking stupid pictures.den all of them left.so only me n yip were left.although there were only the both of us.we had lotsa fun.hahaha...i went swimmin in my bra.actually yip's bra.haha..den we got chased out of the pool.mahahaaaaa.after bathing n all,we were suppose to study.but nick called.so we fucked studyg n talk to nick instead.haahaaaa.

I MISS THOSE DAYS.I MISS SECONDARY SCH DAYS.

17 more days b4 sch starts.

when poly starts,im e only one in rp.after sch everyone will b slackg at tampines b4 goin home for dinner.but ill b e only loser nt wiv them...bahhhhhhhhhhh.at least i hv nick.i can meet her in town 1st b4 goin hm.mahahahaaaa.

its 350 am n i still havent bathe frm the time i came home.mahahahaaaaa.

today all i did was meet tim.watch show.go home.LIFE HAS BECOME SO MUNDANE.bah.

we watched starsky n hutch.ts a bloody funny show.muz watch muz watch.ull luff ur ass off.

wat if ur ex bf n ur present bf had the same name?hahahaaaa..(eg. john tan n john lim)when u call john,does it remind u of the ex ?and the things u use to do?n mayb hw u use to fuck/makelove/hv sex.wateva.doesnt tt feelg juz god damn sux?

i dnt knw y the hell im even talkg abt this.but i dnt care.its MY blog.

i hate the word THE EX GIRLFRIEND.i hate knwg ure nt the first girl he loved.i hate knwg tt there's another girl left somewhere at the bottom of his once broken heart.i hate bein second.

im selfish.i want everything brand new n ALL TO MYSELF.

shit.i suddenly feel like listening to offically missing you.

shit.its 412 am.im gonna bathe.den try to slp.which is almost impossible becoz who the hell feels sleepy after a refreshing shower?

gd nite world.

michelle khoo

Friday, April 16, 2004

i feel like i'm in a mess.

am i?

bah to me ok.

___yipster.

i watched THE O.C . shit,its a bloody nice show.im gonna start watchg it every wk frm nw.the girl,either melissar or marissa is so pretty.

michelle khoo.

Thursday, April 15, 2004

i just want everybody to know that

I LOVE KUMAR.

___yipster.

A or B.

A - tell my mum bout my piercing.
B - DONT TELL.

___yipster.

fuck la guess id b at hm e whole day again..coz i overslept.i was suppose to meet them today.so nick called me at 1215.i went bck to slp.she called again at 1230 n i told her im coming soon.i was plannin to slp till 1.but the nx time she called me it was THREE.fuck time flies when ure tired.

I HATE WAKING UP EARLY

when sch starts,in less than 3 wks.ill hv to wake up at 6 plus...juz like secondary sch days.fuck shit.

If only I could turn back time,
If only I had said what I still hide
If only I could turn back time,
I would stay for the night... for the night


aqua-turn back time

where's aqua nw anyway?hahaaa..totally forgot abt them until they played this song on radio today.this song is e soundtrack of sliding doors.ITS A MUZ SEE SHOW.i lurveeee it.


michelle khoo.

i was eating much better today. well, sorta. the people today wanna how sweet ah. kumar, he came over to pass me cigs and ice cream can. hui and her dad sent me to school to drop off my poly stuff. and TIFFANY GOH. cooked porridge for me all. even bothered to shred the chicken into smaller pieces.

thanks sweethearts.

forcing myself to pronounce my words aint easy man. i think my mum suspects smth is wrong cos she has said 'huh' to me too many times already.

she told me bout my image again. and yesterday, she scolded me. again. for the same o' shit. but of course i didnt answer back or anything la. because i cant. haha. oh well.

PARENTS. they dont know shit bout our lives.

___yipster.

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

this is a stupid conversation btween me(smoking causes heart diseases,general health warng) n jill(swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb) :

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
after readg my nick

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
u shld b sccared

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
n say no to him

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
anywayz..he smokes ah

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
KHOO, i read it on the boxes of my cigs

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
and i've never been frighten before

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
haha

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
den ull die of heart diseases

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
painful death

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
mahahaa

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
gd luck jelly bean.

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
ok

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
and fat pple die early too

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
u might suffocate yourself

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
gd luck khoo khoo bird.

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
short ppl become shorter when they r older

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
ull b 150 cm when ure 80

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
haha

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
ooops.u cant live till 80.make it 50 den.

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
ugly people dont even live till 30

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
shit khoo, i better tell u i love u. before its too late

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
ppl who curse ppl nv live till tmr !!!

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
prepare ur funeral jill.

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
haha...

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
that means khoo, u'll die like, NOW because u curse so many people on msn with ur fucking nick

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
hahaha

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
this is the TRUTH.

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
u will also die like nw

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
knw y...

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
hahahaha

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
becoz im gonna bloody punch u

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
hahaha

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
because u're so fat and ugly

swellingfinger tips; jellynaeb says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH

SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASES..GENERAL HEALTH WARNING. says:
LOOK WHOS TALKG.




michelle khoo

GO BUY 8 DAYS.ME N TIM INSIDE.MAHAHHAHA

MICHELLE KHOO

i lost 4 times in a row.@#$!#$%&()&%#@(%&*.

michelle khoo

less than one minute after i kicked her ass. she wants a rematch. but she wanna play yahoo pool.

results will be posted soon.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

___yipster.

so...

since i got my tongue pierced, i have eaten:
1/4 of a hash brown.
a bit of porridge with egg.
a piece of bread with ham.
a piece of bread soaked in milo.
an packet of some nasty instant minestrone soup.

never thought it'd be this bad.

so michelle khoo yoke lin wants to challenge me to a game of Bejeweled. she sayd i should watch out cos i am colour blind. let's see....

and i won. hahaha. this proves, being colour blind cannot stop me!! *roar.

which also proves that michelle khoo yoke lin is a loser.

BUT i still love her. so be glad fuck face.

___yipster.

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Finally, something other than smiley faces.... :)
(o)(o) perfect breasts
( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) high nipple breasts
(@)(@) big nipple breasts
o o a cups
{ O }{ O } d cups
(oYo) wonder bra breasts
( ^ )( ^ ) cold breasts
(o)(O) lopsided breasts
(Q)(O) pierced breasts
(p)(p) breasts with tassled pasties
\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts
( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts
|oo| android breasts


michelle khoo



Y U GO DIG UR OWN GRAVE...TSK.TSK.

NW URE PUTTING ME IN SUCHA DIFFCULT POSITION ! ARGH !!

MICHELLE KHOOOOO

i spend e whole nite cryg....thinkg abt hw my father has insulted everyone ard me.them tim called me and started sayg all e nice sweet stuff to me.and i started cryg again.mhahaha.but of coz i didnt tell him la.he juz thot tt i had a flu.if nt he'd tink im a cry baby..hahaaaa.

i cldnt slp properly last nite.i kept wakin up.i keep tinkg abt something.its fuckg worryg e shit outta me.bahhhhh

michelle khoo

ok so i got a 1 hr lecture.bah..brought up things frm a to z man.

question of the day : wld u break up wiv ur bf if ur parents didnt like him ??

mahaha.its juz a qn !!!

michelle khoo

Monday, April 12, 2004

and so i missed one of america's next top models's sexiest episodes. i missed dinner. i burshed my teeth extremely early tonight. i am drinking a big cup of ice cold water. and i am in pain. all because of one reason: to avoid my mum. why? well because... i cannot speak properly. i cannot pronounce my words. i am salivating like mad. because.... i pierced my tongue.

me and khoo finally got our tongues pierced. from last year, dragged it till today. the piercing itself wasn't as pain as i expected. its the after that that is h o r r i b l e. takes a lot of getting used to. i can take this time to practise dieting. and being in prayer. cos my mum will just kill me ok. so things that i have to avoid. solid/stringy/spicy/hot/seafood stuff. and best of all. SMOKING. bah. maybe i can inhale through my nostrils??

so outta the 8, 6 of us got our tongues pierced. sab and dee are the lone rangers. well dee's an exception la cos she's got a retarded tongue.

p/s: anyone who taped america's next top model please inform me!!!!

___yipster.

OKAY. haven't blogged in a while. it is now 8.51am. i am ready to leave the house and i am tired. but i cant slp cos i dont want to mess my hair. but i also cant leave the house cos miss goh huiyi is not done yet. and my throat is hurting like hell. if i knew she was gonna be late i would have snoozed the damn alarm. once again, we'll be late for our shits.

yesterday. was a tiring day. although i didnt do much hehee. mum plucked my eyebrows for me. i was screaming like a mother fucker i swear. i was like 'argh ergh ack ugh ahhhhh.' and the good thing is, it turned out better than i expected. better than the last time when she insisted that i had it plucked and came out looking like an idiot. then hui came over for the function. she suddenly wanna meet me. miss me perhaps. i mean, who doesn't miss me RIIIIGHT. (looks at ah yoke.) so we played the guitar and took pictures. not a lot but a few la. and of course, spent half the time making fun of her.

TODAY is the day i hope i will not regret. i am gonna do smth that will leave me broke for this week. in the risk of pain and uneccassary trouble. depravation of food. and having to avoid my parents. i am going ahead with it and then getting my arse whooped when they discover it. in simple words, i am actually digging my own grave.

___yipster.

a lil note to nick n yip frm my mum ' both of them very pretty.ask them dress like a girl '

hahaaaa

ITS A SIGN


michelle.

Sunday, April 11, 2004

d// this song......Promise Me by Beverly Craven


michelle.

Saturday, April 10, 2004

CASE A:

WHY IS THE WHOLE FUCKG GOD DAMN WORLD SO FUCKG IRRITATING-LY BIAS ??

MAYBE THEY SHLD GO TO HELL.
THEY FUCKG SHLD.

CASE B :

persons a,b,c were talkg at the table.c juz completed her o levels.

a to c : "I DIDNT EXPECT U TO DO WELL FOR UR O LEVELS..U R LUCKY...
b to c : "15 PTS FOR R4 WHERE GOT GD ??"

FUCK UR ASS LA CB.


CASE C :

"U JUZ DNT WANNA ACCEPT THE TRUTH"

WELLL FUCK U OK...F-U-C-K Y-O-U.FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AND MORE FUCK TO U.


CASE D :

CHOOSE UR PICK, MOTHER.

(A) A BF WHO DOESNT SEND U HOME BUT REMAINS FOREVA TRUE TO U.
(B) A BF WHO SENDS U HOME BUT CHEATS ON U WHENEVA U R NT ARD.


CASE E :

CAN FUCKG ANYONE GOD DAMN FUCKG TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS LOU XU ZAI.ITS CANTONESE.

WELL TTS A NICK NAME FOR SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME N I WANNA FUCKG FIND OUT WAT IS IT.

THX FOR COMIN OUT WIV SUCHA NICE NICK NAME,ASSHOLE.


MICHELLE KHOO.



d/l this song. let's wait awhile by janet jackson.

michelle khooooo.

im pissed..off.

dnt ask me why.

michelle khoo.

it is a fucking friday night and i am at home!!! bah. first time in ages can. when was the last time i stayed home on a friday. at least the rest got to meet up in town for a while. i tried my luck and asked my mum if i can go out. and she said no no no. so i ended up at kumar's. the furthest i could go. haha. well watched soccer. watching the game with kumar is always fun. he and his reactions.

today is just holy week for me can. thursday, went church visiting. i went to 5 churches all in a night! friday, which is today, 2 hours long mass. and 2mor, dad's baptism. from 8pm all the way to 12. and then sunday, a function to celebrate his baptism. bah. maybe i'll be holy-er? maybe NOT.

___yipster.

Friday, April 09, 2004

in ur life...

u love a guy..but the guy doesnt love u they way u love him
den u meet another guy..
he loves u..but u dnt love him the way he loves u.
but u both still get married.
becoz..
tts e way love wrks.

haha.talkg crap.

anyways...

DOES ANYBODY KNW WHAT DOES BEIN IN LOVE FEELS LIKE?

well i knw.mahaaaaaaaa.

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mahaaa.gd nite ppl.

oh n HOW DO U TALK TO AN ANGEL??????

gd nite.

michelle khoo.

Thursday, April 08, 2004

fuck i slept at 6am and im awake nw at 12.30pm...arghhhhh!!!!!!! i think im goin bck to slp.

gd nite ppl.

michelle khoo

i slept at 4 plus this morning and woke up at 9am to make an appointment for my medical check up. i was sooo pissed. and i still am. its only 10am. i am tired. i cannot go back to slp. the weather is how nice to slp pls.

last night. rough night. stumbled upon some unwanted memories. ok, not really stumbled stumbled? Ahhh whatever. and i needed to smoke. and i this i that i this i that. sooo many things can. grrr. but i'm feeling much better now. except bout my medical check up.

i want to slp slp slp slp slp slp slp slp slp slp slp slp slp slp slp slp suah.

___yipster.

a note to michelle yip : ' its a sign !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

im bored if u all didnt knw.

tip of the dae : nv find a quiet bf if ure e noisy type.

michelle khoo

my day today.

sigh. what can i say. mum walked in just mins after sab flicked the cig outta the window. was worrying the whole afternoon while i was at elias with her and tiffy. imagining how loud she'd be and the words that were gonna come out of her mouth freaked me out. it wasn't so bad after all. and then while already having a splitting headache from filling out all the poly forms, she just had to move to the subject bout losing my image.

'take mummy's advice, enter poly with a fresh image...'
'how long m ore are you gonna be like this...'
'people will be prejudiced against you....'
'when will you get outta this phase of yours...'
'your relatives question your image...'

those are the every-other-day conversations. the latest one, 'you look like a 12 year old boy.' hah. dont ask me where that came from. ohh ho, and there's more to come. its become a cycle.

it doesn't stop. and it never will. not until i lose the short hair and boyish shit. my head feels like exploding. i just wanna bang bang bang and smash it on the wall.

is it just me, or ever since i graduated, our relationship has been... i dunno. its just, not what we used to share. 'there's clothes to fold, put the clothes into the machine/dryer, tidy your room, tidy the table, wash the dishes, dust this, dust that.' that's what she says to me everyday. what happened to the good night kisses, even the short and simple goodnight wishes has stopped. since when did i grow up so fast? i need attention from her maybe? among the three i never got the materials i wanted but i always got her attention.

ANYWAY, the sun will always shine right? haha. i spoke to tiffy and felt a lot better. and i ate chocolates (also choked on em).

so slp early, at least try, get up early, and get my poly shit over and done with!

___yipster.

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

If heartache was laughter then I'd be a clown
If loneliness was happiness I could sure spread some round
If hurting was like heaven there'd be no wings like mine
If teardrops were silver oh how I'd shine
If loving you was good for me I'd be the picture of health
And if missing you was riches I'd own the world and all its wealth
And if wanting you was wisdom I'd be the wisest


michelle khoo.

THE BUTTERFLY IS GONE.

michelle.

i did my hair today.when i saw e bill..i almost killed myself...197 bucks..i swear i nearly killed myself.im gonna tell my mum its only 150 so tt means i hafta pay 47 bucks myself.bahhhh.

went to do my hair wiv ryan.omg his hair is bloody niceeee.i lurveeee it.

ryan drove me home..120km/h on normal rd.shiok.

i shouted at tim today.felt like fuck after tt.but nw everything's all gd.juz e way i like it.

juz nw at my place my fav song when i was 4 yrs old - sometimes love juz aint enuff,came out on radio.i cldnt control.i had to sing.so i did wiv e blanet ova my mouth.tim started laughin n say ' u really sing out of tune ' fuck.my secret's been revealed.

my lap top spoil.again.fuck.

BUT i juz collected my lap top from republic poly.hehhh.im usin it nw.and this fucked up thing cant sign into msn nw.actually its windows messenger.nt even msn messenger.arghhhHHhh.

life's a bitch.juz like u.haha.

But there's a danger in loving somebody too much
And its sad when you know its your heart you can't trust
There's a reason why people don't stay where they are
Baby sometimes love just ain't enough


michelle khoo.

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

just got off conference with the usual people. and nicole desker just want to fall asleep on the phone. (don't bluffff.)

what a day it has been. rushed to get sunflowers for tiffy and sann and then rushed again to meet em outside sch. cabbed to tiffy's for her to change and then back to my place to watch passion of christ. for the third time. and then to town to meet miss goh huiyi.

so i finally cut my hair. and yes, got fucked upside down and left right by mrs yip. got hell man. as if i got caught for smoking. its really short. but i like! i had a lot of difficulties trying to communicate with the damn lady. AMY KOH is her name! i still rmbr! she just wanna ching and chong with me ok. and after trying to say ten thousand chinese words. she said 'you want mohawk is it?' . . . fainted die ok. dont wanna say earlier. so when i put on my specs and looked at the mirror. one word was in my head. d i e. my mum is so gonna chop me times ten thousand. was so stressed trying to find a place just to cut my hair. pointer's was really busy and all the other shops were too expensive. i wouldn't pay 20 for a haircut. oh and without wash is 18. wah big fuck huh. bah!

so 2mor's plans. i will try to stay home. i have to settle my poly stuff now now now. huiyi cancelled or plans for 2mor and postponed it to wednesday. so hopefully we'll get it done then. tanning for me maybe?

||* So open up your heart and let me in and I will love you 'til forever.

___yipster.

Monday, April 05, 2004

my stomach pain pain pain. bah. ok so my plans for 2mor. surprise in the afternoon for someone. and then off to town to cut my hair and finally meet up with goh huiyi.

it struck me today. i have no fucking clue where my file of testimonials are? and my o'level cert is in that file as well. very goood yippy, very good.

wassup with the falling shit and the damn butterfly sia. of all things butterfly?! we might as well go with the pink barbie doll skin right. hahahahhaa. dont even want ok. ah yoke, DONT YOU DARE.

i'm scared for you too, but dont worry. everything's gonna be alright. =)

___yipster.

Saturday, April 03, 2004

is it just me or every fucking person i talk to today makes me repeat myself. and i am already so short of breath but noo. 'huh.' 'what.' 'who.' 'again?' some dont even answer me ok very good.

the miss singapore wanna how dumb sia. the girls cannot talk properly. and wanna how ugly. the adeline ng, if that's her name, her nose wanna how big. bigger than her fucking face. and that joan seah or whatever her name is, wanna how action i-am-all-about-world-peace-can and has the most sluttiest face ok.

ok maybe i am just edgy. my nose is still dripping like hell. i am breatheless. i am supposed to be at ck's. i am hungry. i am i am i am i am i am pms-ing? no no, that doesnt happen. i am sick la. sniff. mummy come home now now now!

cheeky's wasn't as bad as i thought. the music was not bad but they started repeating them after a while. guess we were there too early. so new place for our group from now?

ok my previous entry, not all got the joke. so for the sake of those slow fucks. khakis = CAR-KEYS.

||* i'll be right there with you.

___yipster.

haha.nw got fallg stars.all thanx to leann blackie.mahaaaa..n i think im gonnna remove all e photos at the bottom.so ugly.

talkg bout leann...tt shit is goin to aust.im gonna miss her man...miss disturbg her.hahaaa.miss listening to all her gossips.hahaaa.stupid girl.if she comes back n talk like an ang moh..i swear ill juz chop her into pieces.mahahaaa.

michelle khoo.

guess who i saw today.ryan n daphne.wonderful.

when ur ex bf tells u 'this time we break up its for good,we'll nt get back' abt his gf..do they really mean it?ive heard it a thousand times.and all thousand were juz bull shit.pure bull shit.

after tellg u tt,he tells u he wanna get back wiv u.u believe him only to see him wiv his (ex) gf e nx day.

fucked up.

nw after 3 yrs.i finally managed to say..'YOU KNW WE WNT GET BACK ANYMORE RITE?'

well done.

spent e whole day wiv tim today since i didnt wanna go clubbg.he was sick so after town i went ova to his place.after tt my stomach hurt like hell..so it was his turn to look after me.mahaaa.guess who picked me up from his hse coz i cldnt walk..ANDREW.yes andrew..my sister's bf.my 11 mths YOUNGER sister's bf can drive..bah.

michelle khoo.

Thursday, April 01, 2004

so i went for penitential service. wanna how long sia. confessions were taking too long that they had no choice but to forgo the last part of the service. tsk tsk, too many sinners. i was how happy. me and my mum had a lot of fun. trying to contain our laughter and not disturb those who were praying. i said, 'ok let me tell you a joke.' and she said ok ok. so i went on. 'ok there was this prostitute..' my mum cut in and said 'ok not now darling.' haha. everything i said was funny to her can. madness. we exchanged what our sins were. so i asked 'is smoking included.' and my mum said 'yes. its deceit. dishonesty.' and of course she was refering to herself la, that i kept it from her and cheated her of her feelings. and i was thinking, ya ok, do you have to use such strong words. when it was coming to our turn, i said, 'you go first la, you'll prolly take a longer time.' haha, she took less than a minute can. serious! my dad couldn't take it he left first. what a darling, his only reason was to jus be with us.

passion of christ. second time i watched it and still i couldn't bring myself to witness the whipping and the nail piercing into the flesh. bloody bloody. seriously, not for the faint hearted. anyhow, its an amazing film. (or to sab, FLIM. HAHA.) definitely an award winning picture. too bad kumsy had to leave half way for tuition. another time ok? hope you guys enjoyed it anyway.

ok joke of the day. made me laugh like mad ok.

this lady was pulling and banging on her car door like mad. a man, walking by, saw her having difficulties and so approached her.
man: 'what's going on?'
lady: 'i locked my keys in. and now i cant get the damn door open.'
man: 'oh, ok. do not fret. i've handled these situations a thousand times. step back.'

following his instructions, the lady stepped back and the man started taking off his pants. not sure of what he was doing, she still did not question him. the man folded his pants and rubbed it gently against the car door. the door unlocked, and the man stepped back.

lady: 'that's amazing. how did you do that?'
man: 'oh, this is my KHAKI pants.'

. . .

MAHAHAHA. wanna how funny sia.

___yipster.

go watch the passion of the christ.u will nt regret it.

michelle.

okay okay okayyyy! i'm uppp! its 10 o'clock in the bloody morning. the rest are coming over to watch passion of the christ. i am waiting for them. contemplating if i should slap on some tanning oil or not. the sun keeps going in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, IN AND OUT! its driving me mad!! so i say ok, dont tan. then the sun just wanna call me name... slap myself silly ten thousand. bah.

last night. cannot fall aslp again cann!! ^&!@$#(*^!)@(@&#(!*@^#*^$%. so i slept at 6 plus? and just woke up. my eyes wanna how hard to open can. so kumar is on the way back to pasir ris. and i'm off to the 24hr coffee shop to meet him to have breakfast. or lunch. whichever's good.

TOOOODAY. is the !st of april. that means. TOOOODAY. is april's fool. which also means that. TOOOODAY, will have victims. *hehe BUT AHYA. who the hell still punks on this day. its lost its tradition already. BORING.

||* could you whisper in my ear the things you wanna feel.

___yipster.